Picture one legendary quiz show for students on BBC2, University Challenge.
Imagine the music round: “Name the lead guitarist on this song.”
‘Whole Lotta Love’ plays.
Snotty Cambridge Type buzzes in: “Is it Jeff Plant?”
Clare dies laughing.
Snotty Oxford Type buzzes in smugly: “Is it Robert Plant?”
Clare dies of despair.
I weep, honestly weep, for the future. For that, they get the George Harrison Eyebrow o’ Doom.